"The Scouts Say..."

Now that I will be spending my Wednesday afternoon with the Cubscouts, I think I will start a weekly-ish blog post called "The Scouts Say..." and just write the funny things that the boys say. I really do love this age group, as it is the same age I taught in school. I forgot how funny they are!
So here is my first installement-
1. One of the boys said (and he was DEAD SERIOUS...)
"I hope I don't get called on a mission to Russia. You can't have a companion there, and then you get thrown in jail. Then the mission president has to come bail you out, and then you have to live in the mission home and make 62 cheeseburgers a day. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE 62 CHEESEBURGERS A DAY!!!"

2. We were talking about Native Americans-
"YEAH! That's what I want to be when I grow up!"

3. Talking about being good citizens and bad citizens-
"Our neighbors were being so loud and rude! They had a party in their driveway and they kept "beer vomiting"
me: "Beer vomiting?"
Scout: "Yes, I don't know exactly what it is either, but it makes you drink a whole lot of beer really fast. Beer Vomiting!"
(Did he perhaps mean "beer bonging"? I'm not even positive what a beer bong is, but it seems to make more sense that "beer Vomiting"...?)

That's it for "The Scouts Say..." Stay tuned next week!

7 comments:

The Gentry's said...

LOL, here's one for you. In June the week before I was induced I told them that I wouldn't be around for a few months because I was going to have my baby next week. One of the boys looked and me and said very seriously "Oh, you're pregnant?" Really, could they not tell, did I just look really fat in the tummy area!?!

Matt said...

Sarah again:
I love your "Scouts Say..." segment. I can't wait to tell Matt what that one scout said about serving a mission in Russia. Classic.
Thanks.

AnnaMarie said...

That's funny! I'll look forward to this segment!

Tyler said...

When I grow up I want to be a Native American too! I wouldn't mind getting a fat check from the tribal casino twice a year! If only we could trace our ancestry back...

Roger and Stephnie said...

Those are hilarious!

Trish said...

Hilariousness! And I have to say, I love it how all your photographs of your family always look perfect! Too bad you don't live near enough to me, then you could have done better maternity photos for us. Sniffle, sniffle. I guess I can't complain too much since they were free, right?

Jason and Kate said...

How funny! I am looking forward to this segment. It will remind me of my teaching days and all the funny things they say. My favorite was that the kid was so worried about making 62 burgers instead of being in jail. lol