Overheard...

(Jaxon went potty on the potty chair after holding it a very long time during nursery)
Dave: "CAN I GET A WOOT WOOT???"
Jaxon: "WOOT! WOOT!"
(Anyone who knows Dave, knows he should never say anything of the sort...)

(I was babysitting my sister's 3 young kids plus Jaxon so I had a 4,3,2, and 1 year old...Jaxon did something naughty and got his cheek flicked, and my sister does not really believe in much physical punishment like that so her kids were a little shocked...)
Oakley (2 yr old boy): "HEY! YOU KNOCK THAT OFF AUNT ASHLEY! Jaxon is my BEST FRIEND AND YOU DON'T DO THAT TO HIM!"