Awesome : Not Awesome

I've seen Awesome: Not Awesome on my friend Jill's blog, and it always cracks me up so here is my version-

AWESOME: Jaxon has a really sweet pair of blue/green/white argyle socks.

NOT AWESOME: I wore them for a whole day in Vegas thinking they were mine, until the end of the day when I noticed that the heel kept slipping down a little and realized they were in fact, not my socks.

Dave always teases me that he cannot tell the difference between mine and Jaxon's socks once they are folded...I guess he's more right than I would like to admit!