Back to China

Okay, it's been a while, but I still have lots more pictures and stories!
This is one picture that deserves it's own blog-
This is a "boat" made completely of Marble, that "floats" at the Summer Palace in Beijing. The most hated Leader of all time in China, "The Dragon Lady" had it built. She became leader in the mid 1700's after poisoning her husband, (who was the current Emperor) her son, who was to become emperor, and then her Nephew who was next in line. Anyway, and ancient Chinese proverb said that the people of China are like the water, and a boat is like their Emperor/Empress... the water can hold up a boat and help it move forward, but the water can also sink a boat and ruin in. Just like the people will love and support a good leader, but hate and overthrow a bad one. So, the Dragon Lady who taxed the people terribly and didn't care at all for China, only her own comfort and riches, had this boat built at her RIDICULOUSLY OPULENT summer palace. It is a boat made completely out of marble, and sits on a marble base, and can never be sunk. She did this to show the people that no matter how hated she was, the people would never be able to do anything about it! SERIOUSLY...THE NERVE!!!!

Overhead and Humorous

Me on the way out the door : "Bye Daddy, Bye Jaxon"
Jaxon: "Bye mom! Remember, don't hit! Oh, and don't bop!"
(then his little head peaks around the corner)
"Just try to be nice, okay?"

TV commercial
Older gentleman on the phone: "Sir, my computer won't work."
Computer guy: "Okay, let's start with the basics. Is it plugged in?"
older Guy: "Plugged into what?"
computer guy: "The wall..."
Older guy: "This computer didn't COME with a wall!"

(that is SO my dad!!!)

At the temple today-

Old lady and SUPER old lady
Old lady: "what year were you born?"
SUPER old: "1911"
Old lady: "My brother was born in 1911, but he died last year."
Super old: "DARN IT! It's MY TURN! But no...I just linger, and linger, and linger..."

Pay It Forward!

So, here's how this game works-the first 3 people to leave a comment on this post will receive, at some point during the year, a handmade gift from me. What it will be and when it will arrive is a total surprise! The catch is that you must participate as well. Before you leave your comment, write up a pay it forward post on your blog to keep the fun going (or be lazy and copy and paste like I did). Then come back, let me know you're going to play and sit back and anticipate the arrival of your gift! Well isn't this fun?
PS-I'm not terribly skilled...but I am a good baker, and have been known to take a few pictures here and there....Ooohhhh This is FUN!

BEIJING!!!

We arrived in Beijin in the evening and met our guide- Kerry. The first thing we noticed is that Beijin is NOT a lot like the other areas we had been too. China put a lot of work and effort into making Beijin modern and hospitable for the olympics.

We got to the hotel, and let me say, it is the nicest hotel I have EVER stayed in...this is not a joke, it was beautiful, and guess what? It was a real bargain- $37 US dollars a night!

They served a complimentary breakfast each morning in their ULTRA modern and swanky restaurant- also the best breakfast, buffet or otherwise, I have ever had. They had every breakfast food you could think of, American, French, Chinese or otherwise! So lots of delicious choices..and since we were never sure just what lunch or dinner would bring- we ate for the "just in case" scenario!!!


We were on our own this first day in Beijin- meaning no guide, but none was really necessary. We were going to the pearl market and the silk market, two places my parents were very familiar with, and they were the best guides possible. I guess I was so excited with the ridiculously low prices and large quantities of goods, that I didn't take any pictures, honestly, NO pictures of the pearl or silk market? What a tragedy, because believe you me, that was SOME FUN STUFF!
My dad is the bargain master, and enjoys a good round of good hearted shouting with a chinese merchant more than you can imagine! Every stall was the same, offer a price, counter offer, both parties act offended at the terribly low/high price, walk away/turn way, and then get yelled at, grabbed, and dragged back, only to go through the same exact thing at least 5 more times before deciding on a "fair price" the funny thing is, after a few tries, I could tell you what we were going to get something for before the bargaining began, and it would have been a lot easier and less noisy for both parties to just start and end there...but that's not the game!
We did the silk market in the morning, and then went to a traditional Chinese lunch- at PIZZA HUT--HAHA! In the states I hate pizza hut, but in China, it was delicious! This is where I got tissue stuck in my zipper, but that story has already been told. Amber did say, "You know Ashley. You are the only person that this could happen to,...and these types of things happen to you ALL THE TIME!" On one hand, she's right, strange things happen to me a lot, but on the other hand, I think it's just that I'm really not embarrassed by silly stuff like that, and when it happens, I get a good laugh, and let other people get a good laugh as well!
That afternoon we went to the pearl market, and WOW! I got some GORGEOUS pearls for shockingly low prices...no really...shocking! I also wanted to buy a large quantity of "designer" purses, and the lady we were bargaining with realized how many we were looking for, (it was all the girls and my dad, and our last stop of the night) so she dragged us out of the market, and to her "Warehouse" (translation: really beat down and seedy apartment complex across the street) so no other vendors would try to get us to buy from them, and also becuase she had a lot better selection there! It was really fun, and...looking back...slightly dangerous!
We then had Sizzler for dinner...another restaurant I wouldn't probably hit in the states, but SO appreciated in China- the best salad bar, with fresh fruits and veggies, something we had really been missing..YUMMY!!!

Here we are on the subway on the way to the market- lots of people tried to speak their limited English to us after finding out we were American. One older guy sitting next to my mom pointed to my mom and said
"Mama?" and then pointed to Amber and I. She said yes, and he started giggling, and so did the lady next to him.
We just smiled, not in on the joke, and then I'm pretty sure he made fun of our eyes-
He said, "Mama, girls- SAME EYES! SAME EYES!" and then used his thumb and first finger to open his eyes as wide as possible, and then laughed hysterically at us. He would occassionally repeat "Same eyes..." and get a chuckle. So...I guess they think our big American eyes are just peculiar as we find some of their features- we thought it was just as funny as the old guy did when we understood we were being laughed at, and we laughed right along with him!
One last goodie...this is at our Chinese massage...YIKES! look at those pastey legs. And I forgot to mention, it was ABSOLUTELY FREEZING in there. We were all shivering so much that they brought us bags of HOT HOT HOT rocks to put on our stomachs and feet. Then those burned us, but hey--beggars can't be choosers.

Here's hoping!

Okay, who would love to take an awesome photo class? PICK ME!
Who would LOVE LOVE to take that class for free? PLEASE PICK ME!
Holly Brimhall and Amanda Andrews are offering another one of their awesome photo classes, and I really want to win a spot! Head over to either of their sites (linked above) if you too would like to take an awesome photo class. Just please try not to win the free spot, I kind of have it reserved! :o)

A far cry...

A far cry from that lovely revolving toilet seat in the Korean Airport!!


here is a picture of the average Chinese toilet. It would seem that after you master the squatting, that they are not that bad...but just imagine what you are stepping in...I have still have not worn the shoes that I wore in China...I just can't bring myself to do it...


This is my second post about China today, so continue reading about the Terracota warriors!

More Xi'an- slowely but surely!

Here are some pictures from Xi'an at the TerraCota Warriors. It was absolutely AMAZING! By far, my favorite thing that we saw, and no pictures or explanation could possibly do it justice, but here goes---

The TerraCota warriors were built in about 246 BC, to protect the first Emperor of China "Qin" in the after life. It is estimated that these pits contain 8000 soldiers, 130 chariots, and 650 horses, the majority of which are still unearthed.
So, Emperor Qin had all of these life size warriors etc. built to protect him in the afterlife, and each was modeled after a real warrior and painted in a lifelike way. Then they were buried around the site of his tomb, in a protective war formation. 40 Years ago this site was discovered, and work has commenced ever since. One of the most interesting things I learned is that when the soldiers were first unearthed, their paint was still largely in tact, but within 40 minutes of exposure to the outside air, all the paint disappeared! They have left large sections unearthed, and are trying to solve the problem of the disapearing paint so that some of the warriors can remain colorful. Also interesting to note, history says that emperor Qin was buried in his huge palacial tomb with MASSIVE ammounts of gold, jewelry, and with rivers of murcury flowing around him. This tomb remains unopened, because the site does show HUGE quantities of mercury underground, and if opened, it is estimated that it could poison the entire surrounding area! All of his 100 childless concubines were buried alive with him when he died, to keep him company in the afterlife... YIKES!
On the way-

With mom and dad at the entrance-


Come on- everyone needs a few cheesy tourist pictures!!


This is Pit 1- the largest of the 3- it contains mostly soldiers...the first line of defense.

Pit 2-Cavalry, infantry, and war chariots-


Pit 3- Command post with high ranking officials and more chariots





This is a picture of the warriors right after they were unearthed, before they lost all of their color.




After the warriors we were going to go to a traditional dumping lunch. All of us were a little worried (not liking dumplings too much) so on the way out there were several food vendors. One was selling steamed sweet potatoes. Now, in the U.S. I'm pretty sure I would NOT buy a sweet potato from a street vendor and think it was a real treat, but they smelled delicious, were not fried, and the price was right! We all got one and really, they were SO GOOD!!! I got mine first, and it was a not quite as hot as I would have liked (it had been sitting on top, and not in the steam pit in her cart) so I asked our guide to ask for a "hotter" one for me. She looked at me very strangely- and here is our conversation-
Me- Could you ask for one that is a little hotter?
Cynthia- Hotter?
M- Yes, hotter.
C- Hotter??
M- Yes, hotter please!
C- spoke in Chinese to the vendor, and both were obviously confused.
C- They don't have any hotter.
M- What about from the steam pit? Wouldn't those be hotter?
C- No, they wouldn't be hotter...
(there was extreme heat and steam coming from the pit, so obviously they would have been hotter!!!)
I just said okay, and ate the warm one I had.
Cynthia came over and said, "Can I ask you a question? Why did you want one that was hotter? In our country, we like them as SOFT as possible!"
AH-HAH!!! That was the problem...she thought I was saying "HARDER" and obviously, a steaming sweet potato from the pit would have been Softer, so anyway...when in China...
Yes, these are Sweet potatoes and NOT hot dogs!