Easter/Spring Mini Sessions are HERE!

Bring your kiddos over for a mini-studio-session for only $35!!

(that is $35 total, not per child!)

I will take their pictures in my studio- all set up for Spring and Easter, and you will receive a CD with 10-15 high resolution, fully edited pictures with full copyright release-- This means all the images belong to you! You are then free to print, enlarge, email, copy etc. as much as you would like with no extra charge from me! I will be doing most of the 15 minute mini-sessions on Friday the 26th and Saturday the 27th of March, so email me at nzashley@hotmail.com to schedule a time to capture your darlings at their finest!

(If those dates don’t work for you, email me and we can work something out!)

***Important addition***

If you book a session, and link this post on your blog, you will receive $5 off your session.

ALSO- for every family that books a session from a referral from you, you will receive $5 off your session. That means if 7 people book and mention they found out about it from you- your session is free!!!

(sessions must be booked at time of your session, no refunds will be given!)

(Picture overload ahead!)

*****SHOCKER OF THE CENTURY*****

Jaxon is double jointed!!!

Okay, that is not actually a surprise to anyone that knows Jaxon, has met Jaxon, has seem pictures of Jaxon, has heard of Jaxon, or has heard me talk about Jaxon. It's just that lately he is figuring it out and doing all sorts of cool/weird/gross things. For instance, he can pop his shoulder blades in and out, but only seems to remember he can do it when we are rocking in his rocking chair together...then he just pops them in and out as I sing. Then today Dave said, "Jaxon, show Mom your thumbs!" I thought he had just actually figured out which one was his thumb, because up until now he would just stick up his pointer finger. But he looked at his hand, scrunched his fingers a little, and that little thumb starting jumping all over the place- while he laughed hysterically.

So now what?

Traveling freak show?

Youngest Ever Chinese Gymnast?

This explains his shocking flexibility...Dave refuses to put him in gymnastics, and I mostly do to, but man, he would ROCK!

Any suggestions???

In that case...

Since weird phone calls are about the most interesting thing in my life right now, here's another for you.

My cousin Heather called me yesterday, and I needed to call her back. Since my phone perished in the watery depths, I didn't have her number programmed in, so I went back in my missed calls, and picked the first number I didn't recognize-

Man: Hello?

Me: Hi! Is Heather there?

Man: No...but I sure wish she was...I'm so alone...

(I was a little confused, because he didn't sound a lot like Heather's hubby...)

Me: Umm...is this Tyson, or did I call the wrong number?

Man: It's the wrong number...but I still really wish I had a Heather...

Which begs the question- WHO THE HECK DID I CALL? It was someone who had called my phone earlier in the day, and I don't remember any other messages or phone conversations with someone I didn't know...so Man, who are you?

"Hiya Hoooooooney!"

I just tried to call Walgreens to order a perscription for my mom- and that is how someone answered the phone.

Wooops...wrong number

I'm L-A-M-E

No really, that's it.
No interesting stories.
No (attempted) whitty commentary.
We are just boring at the moment.
Darn it.

Overheard-

(For those of you who hate posts about other people's kids and the "cute" things they say...sorry, it is really the only thing that is interesting in our lives right now-)

"In the name of the 100 acre woods, I capture you!"

"Mom, This is a berry difficult job you gave me!"

"Mom, who were you talking to at the zoo?"
"A monkey"
"Mom, you weren't talking to a monkey, dat's rediculous!"

(sitting at a calm quiet dinner together as a family-)
"Mom! Dad! This is PANDAMONIUM!" (thank you Aunt Nena for this sweet addition to his vocabulary!)

Requesting all Contact information

Well, the good news is that Lauryn saved my hide AGAIN, and I was able to use her old cell phone and get it all up and running for only $15!!! HURRAY!!! Anyway, my old cell phone was too messed up to be able to retrieve any contact info from it, so if I had any of your numbers, could you please email it to me? Nzashley@hotmail.com
Thank you!!!