A few funnies

This year at Disneyland, Jaxon was about a half inch too short for Splash Mountain (We snuck him on the last ride of the second day...Dave refused to have any part of it and sat out that ride...) and a couple inches too short for Space Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain, Star Tours, and Indiana Jones. His cousin who is a year younger was tall enough, and that really rubbed salt in the already painful wound! We told J that if he ate REALLY REALLY heathly food this year, he would grow big and strong and be able to ride all the rides next year, so thus far, he has been very into what is healthy, and what is junk. We have some variation of this conversation at least 5 times a day...but this one was pretty funny, becuase I just never know where he gets these new words!
J-Is soda healthy?
M- No, it's not too healthy, but if you don't drink too much, it won't hurt your body.
J- What about 5 gallons???
M- NO! That is TOO MUCH SODA!
J- Okay, how about 5 calories?

Also, since Dave had almost 5 days home with us for Christmas, Jaxon has become a real Daddy's boy. All the things he used to ONLY do with me, he will now only do with Dave. (sit on Dave's lap for prayer, have Dave help him, give snuggles and kisses, sing Goodnight song on Dave's shoulder...) Also, this one is a little weird, he has been very kissy lately. He kisses his favorite foods, our hands as we go to help him with something...just whatever is in reach of his lips that he likes. BUT- he won't give me any kisses, but Dave he kisses like crazy. I love that he loves Dave, but it's starting to get on my nerves! This morning he kissed my hand as I was getting him into his car seat and I said,
Thank you for that kiss! Lately you have been saving all your kisses for Dad!
J- (With a scowl) That was an ACCIDENT! My kisses are ONLY FOR DADDY!

Bummer...