Seriously so blessed...

My sister just got me hooked on a hilarious website that makes fun of all things stereotypically Mormon and girlie. It is seriously funny! The author of the site is currently looking for a new slogan to put on a t-shirt to sell (the site has TONS of traffic and is apparently very popular!) some of my favorites are:
"I heart modest Bikinis"
"Grateful to be considered for RS prez!"
"Are you single? It might be because you are brunnette. Sad."
"OMGosh"
"EWWW! Sinning is the worst!"
"Betting: it's practically porn!"
"How do ugly people fit into the plan?"
"Blessings are the best!"

Another funny post is about what to do and what not to do to catch a mormon guy, here are some of my favorites-

DO:
~Mascara, mascara, mascara. When ppl say you have tarantula eyez, it means your SO hot even a hairy spider couldn't resist! Dang!

~avoid wearing sweats, BUT, if you're gonna wear sweats, MAKE SURE there is something sassy written on your bottom.

~TEXT IN CHURCH. This will make you look even cuter and way less boring...if you can do this with tonz of gum, EVEN CUTER!

~put out...not tonz (HAZARD IN THE HORIZONTAL!!) but definately enough that they can taste your lipsmackers, which should be either super-shiny berry or Dr. Pepper flavored. Trust me, guys HEART that.

DONT:

~do NOT wear long sleeves. Seriously, they make you look uptight and like, forty. Cap sleeves are best, TRUST ME, way more shaved-arm available to tickle in movies.

~do NOT get a short haircut and/or make your hair one color (BOAR-RING!). Long and multi-colored is your best bet (but don't actually bet, it's practically porn).

~WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GO TO MORE SCHOOL, unless you want people to start calling you "Yawnette". Think about it! Serious! How often do guys whistle and yell "Nice degree!" or shake there heads and say "What adorable knowledge"? EXACTLY.

The Site is seriouslysoblessed.blogspot.com check it out for a laugh!